Laughing Through The Listings: Amusing Anecdotes From The Vinted Marketplace

With Vinted, you can experience the fun and frugal side of thrift store shopping, where you may mix sustainability, savings, and unexpected humor. With only a click, this internet marketplace provides a veritable gold mine of previously owned trendy items. Explore a world where purchasing and selling reveal odd and amusing discoveries, such as confused intentions of reducing the price tag and shipping a return item the seller had mistakenly sent.

Secondhand fashion enthusiasts get together in the lively “Buy, Sell, Swap” community to discuss their most memorable moments and weirdest encounters. Discover the amusing listings, oddball tales, and hidden treasures that characterize Vinted’s charm. Vinted provides an online environment where sustainability, style, and quirky personalities come together, whether looking for your ideal outfit at a fraction of the retail price or just looking for some enjoyment among the oddities.

Should be Donated

This woman has taken to Vinted to sell her pair of bedroom slippers. Her only complaint: the slippers reek of sweat and stale gym socks. She can’t have family members fainting over the smell of body odor, so she might as well auction these bad boys off to a stranger.

Reckon anyone who needs stale-smelling slippers? If they do, make haste! These are one-of-a-kind, and you won’t be able to find anyone sporting the same slippers, giving off the same musky smell. Health insurance must be purchased separately.

Definite Regret

There’s this woman, let’s call her Sarah, and she’s all about decluttering her closet. You know the drill – out with the old, in with the new, Marie Kondo style. There’s her husband’s beloved coat among the pile of clothes destined for resale.

Now, Sarah’s got this bright idea: why not spruce it up before listing it on the resale platform? So, armed with good intentions and a bottle of bleach, she goes to work. Fast forward to the moment, she tries to list it online, and she feels a pang of regret.

Sexy Teddy

You stumble upon this old teddy bear. It’s cute but not sparking joy anymore. Then, you notice something – it’s wearing a sheer black nightgown. What in the world? You try your hardest to remember when you dressed up this teddy bear like it’s about to hit the runway.

You decide to list it online for resale, thinking, “Hey, maybe someone out there would fancy taking this teddy bear with them for a night out.” It would help keep the guys at bay, especially if you fancy a drink by the bar by yourself.

Stylish

You’re scrolling through your favorite online marketplace when you stumble upon a pair of Adidas clogs. They’re sleek, they’re stylish, and they’re calling your name. But then you see the price tag, and it’s a bit higher than you expected.

You shoot the seller a message, throwing out the classic “Hey, would you be open to haggling?” line. They’re receptive, so you dive in with your reasoning: “I noticed they’re going for way more on Amazon,” which is downright illogical and works against your case.

Bought for Free

It’s like fate. You can already envision yourself rocking this baby blue long-sleeve crop top with your favorite jeans or skirt and boots, looking effortlessly cool. But then you notice something peculiar – the seller has listed it beyond your budget.

Could you snag this cute top without spending a dime? You shoot your shot and hope that the seller takes the bait. But alas, things take a wrong turn, and he finds the joke ill-timed and poorly executed. We might even say the seller was offended.

Probably Stolen

You’re casually scrolling through Vinted, checking out the latest listings, when something catches your eye – a seller advertising secondhand watches. But here’s the kicker: instead of just laying them out like a typical seller, this genius has them lined up along the inside of his jacket.

You can’t help but chuckle at the creativity. Who would’ve thought of turning their jacket into a display case? It’s like a mini watch boutique on the go as if this seller has some underground watch-stealing operation. We can’t help but think this looks criminal.

His First

You get a message from a potential buyer. They seem interested, which is great, but then they hit you with the most bewildering question: “What does DD mean? Is it the size of the cup or something else? Can you simplify to small, medium, or large?”

Bless their heart, but how do they not know what DD means in the world of bras? It’s like bra size 101! Indeed, DD refers to the cup size, not some mysterious code or secret society. And you can’t help but wonder if it’s this guy’s first pair.

Nice Try

Imagine you’re scrolling through listings on Vinted, looking for a killer deal on a pair of jeans. Suddenly, you stumble upon this listing where the seller proudly declares, “Jeans still have the tag on!” Intrigued, you click on it, expecting to find some brand-new denim waiting for you.

When the package arrives, you eagerly tear it open, only to find that the “tag” the seller mentioned is a piece of cardboard with a ribbon tied around it. Talk about a creative yet untruthful interpretation of “still has the tag”!

Out with this Furball

You’ve got this tiny pooch. Cute as a button, but it’s driving you absolutely bonkers for some reason. Maybe it’s the incessant barking or the way it leaves little surprises everywhere. Whatever the reason, you’ve had it with your furry friend and can’t take anymore.

But instead of listing it as your average dog on Vinted, you come up with the most outrageous idea: selling it off as a sewer rat! After all, it should be easier to sell something off as a leeching parasite instead of a canine.

Unsure How it Works

You’re trying your hand at haggling on Vinted, feeling all savvy and ready to score a deal. You make your first counter-offer, feeling pretty pleased with yourself. But then, bam! The seller shoots it down faster than you can say “discount.”

Confused and maybe a tad embarrassed, you’re left scratching your head. Did you lowball too much? So you try again. In hopeful desperation, you muster up the courage to make another offer – even lower than before. Next time, rid yourself of the brain fog before a re-attempt.

Functional

Who sells used socks with mud stains on them? Why, this seller! They’ve worn them out on grass fields, and you can see dried mud stains all over! She wanted to prove that these protect your feet and keep them from getting dirty.

Imagine the surprise: a seller listing used socks online, expecting the original price. It’s like trying to sell yesterday’s sandwich for today’s price! Some things don’t add up in the world of resale. Ah, the wonders of online markets never fail to astonish.

New One

A potential buyer throws out a counter-offer. You politely decline, and that should be the end of it, right? Wrong. Some people want to take it further. They return with the ultimate petty move: “Well, fine! I just bought a new one on eBay anyway!”

It’s like a punch to the gut, delivered with a passive-aggressive sass. And it leaves anyone scratching their head – if this person could have afforded a firsthand rockability handcuff bag, they indeed would have been able to afford this cheaper alternative.

Explained

You can’t help but raise an eyebrow at the blatant contradiction. This seller claims that this dress is ‘brand new’ and has never been worn, while the picture below is clear proof that she wore the dress somewhere. If you’re going to lie, at least be believable.

You chuckle to yourself, realizing that honesty might be the best policy for online sales. After all, the truth always finds its way out, especially in broad daylight, when we can deduce why this dress has a ‘slight tear on the backside’ of the collar.’

Definite pass

This is a classic case of “you won’t know if you don’t ask” taken to the extreme. The price tag reads £18, but you figure, hey, why not give it a shot? So, you shoot the seller a message, asking if they’d sell it for a quid instead. A quid!

In the end, the seller politely declines, and you move on with a smile, knowing you gave it your best shot. After all, in the world of negotiation, anything is worth a try – even if it’s a quid for an £18 item!

Appealing to Insecurity

You come across this skin-clad dress that seems to have cast a spell on women everywhere. It is like the holy grail for those with hourglass figures – hugging curves in all the right places and flaunting every inch with confidence.

But here’s the catch: It’s not just about the dress itself; it’s about the promise it holds. For women who might feel a bit insecure about their bodies, this dress whispers sweet reassurance. It says, “Hey, embrace your curves. Own them!”

Not Taking Chances

This seller had agreed to drop the price from £2.28 to £1.50, thinking it’s a fair deal. But then, out of left field, the buyer hits her with a counter-offer: “How about just a quid?” The prior statement was clear enough.

You can’t help but roll your eyes at the sheer pettiness of it all. Talk about trying to squeeze blood from a stone! You move on with a shake of your head, realizing that some people will try anything to save a few pennies.

Common Lineage

Science has proven that people are more likely to agree to your requests if they like you. And someone is more inclined to like you if you have common interests, or come from the same group or family. That’s why this buyer pulled the ‘common lineage’ card.

They’re talking about how the seller is Italian and they’re Albanian, like some cosmic connection should bring them together in a deal. It’s like they’re appealing to a shared heritage as a reason to meet at $35 instead of the original asking price.

No Limit

This seller is offering a discount on bulk purchases. Sounds pretty sweet, right? But here’s the catch – they’re not budging below a pound per piece. It seems reasonable to us but not for this lone buyer who knows no limit!

We can’t help but admire this seller who is business savvy. After all, everyone loves a bargain, but there’s a fine line between a deal and practically giving stuff away. And this seller was even able to get the point across without hurling insults.

Is It, Really?

This buyer was hoping to snag a cute eye-catching jumper and came across one. She flicked through the pictures and let out a long sigh, “if only this cat weren’t the focus of them all”. She had hoped that the cat would take the hint but there are limits to browsing.

It’s adorable and all, but it’s not exactly the best way to showcase the jumper, right? Thanks, but no thanks seller, but we need a clearer view here! So would you scoop that little furball out of the frame and take clear pictures of the item?

Elven Attire

Without missing a beat, this buyer hit that purchase button faster than anyone can say “trick or treat.” Then again, that’s to be expected if you’re looking for the perfect clothing item to complete the uncanny look. If only elves could get a little help from each other.

This buyer was so excited about his find that he couldn’t resist shooting the seller a message: “Hey there! I just wanted to let you know your vintage waistcoat is going to be the star of my Halloween elf ensemble. Thanks for making my costume dreams come true!”

Insistent Buyer

You’re in the midst of a typical online transaction, selling a clothing item labeled as a size 16. All seems straightforward until the buyer receives it and claims it doesn’t fit, insisting it’s more like a size 12 or 14.

You’re scratching your head, wondering if sizes are playing tricks on everyone nowadays. But before things escalate into a full-blown argument, you take a deep breath, calmly explain the sizing situation, and offer the buyer the option to return the item.

Call Me Bravo, Johnny Bravo

The seller is like the modern-day Johnny Bravo of the online marketplace. Just like Johnny, he’s all about flexing his muscles – metaphorically speaking. We can’t help but feel secondhand embarrassment for the guy. We might as well purchase the ‘buyer protection’ while we’re at it.

Instead of strutting around in a black muscle tee, he’s showing off his gains by casually mentioning that the white t-shirt he’s selling doesn’t fit anymore because he’s been bulking up. It’s like a subtle nod to his newfound strength and confidence.

Self-talk

This quirky seller is the master of self-talk, engaging in a negotiation dance with themselves. They throw out a question about discussing the price, only to immediately counter their offer, knocking off a couple of quids. We can’t tell if it’s working for or against them.

In this seller’s world, self-talk takes on a whole new meaning. They’re part negotiator, part delulu dreamer, navigating online sales with a touch of whimsy and self-assurance. Sure, it’s a bit eccentric, but you can’t help but admire the confidence behind their antics.

On Its Way

You’re sending a package, but instead of the usual postage receipt, you snap a photo of your dog handing it over to the courier. You know there’s no one else as reliable as this loyal stead making his way down the courier’s office and handing off the package.

It’s like your furry friend is stepping up to the plate, playing postman for the day. You can’t help but chuckle at the sight – the ultimate delivery doggo! Never mind that the seller shipped the item a week late. Why were we angry in the first place?

Careful

Here’s a lesson in shipping 101: Always double-check your items before sending them out to customers. Why? Picture this. You’re ready to ship out your first order, feeling like a seasoned seller. But, uh-oh, you accidentally toss in a random sock in the rush of excitement.

It’s a gentle reminder that attention to detail goes a long way in online sales. So, before you seal that package, take a moment to ensure you’re sending the right thing. After all, no one wants to receive a surprise sock in the mail!

No Common Sense

We can’t help but shake our heads. We came across a used white candle, its wax nearly depleted and no wick to be found, all snugly housed in a glass cup. The seller’s attempt to resell this sorry excuse for a candle was, well, baffling, to say the least.

Who in their right mind would try to pass off a practically empty candle as a must-have purchase? It’s like trying to sell someone a flat tire and calling it a “vintage spare.” Instead of advertising a white candle, it seems like this seller is advertising his lack of common sense.

Smooth Talker

This buyer is feeling exceptionally smooth that day. So, he shoots the seller a message, complimenting their taste in shorts and sharing his childhood memories of Winnie the Pooh. He tells them he’d love to give those shorts a new home.

With fingers crossed, the buyer makes his pitch and waits for the seller’s reply. He doesn’t even see an ellipsis. He checks in half an hour and is met with silence. Guess this seller has loads of space in his house for those shorts.

Mistaken Identity

This seller was trying to declutter her life one item at a time when she encountered this real oddball of a buyer. They seem legit, well-mannered, and all, but then they drop this bombshell: they want to buy her old provisional ID.

Naturally, alarm bells start ringing in this seller’s head. Is this person trying to pull off some shady business? Are they planning to sneak into bars or scam their way into student discounts? Call us skeptical, but this is beyond weird!

The Horrors of Autocorrect

Ah, autocorrect, the unintentional comedian of our digital age. You know, the one that turns our well-intentioned messages into hilarious mishaps. Look at this instance when it decided to swap “most” with “moist” in the phrase “most welcome.” Should we ‘report it as abuse’?

Autocorrect’s intentions may be noble – trying to save us from embarrassing typos – but let’s face it, it often ends up causing more trouble than it’s worth. From turning “meeting” into “melting” to transforming “duck” into, well, you know, it’s a constant battle against the autocorrect gremlins.

Danny Would Devote

You would expect to see the usual lineup of models flaunting the latest threads. But instead, you’re greeted by none other than Danny DeVito, sporting everything from Hawaiian shirts to evening gowns. The guy looks natural and doesn’t need lecturing from Campbell.

At first, you’re taken aback – Danny DeVito as a clothing model? But then it hits you: this is pure genius. Every item, from the tackiest sweater to the fanciest suit, becomes instantly irresistible because, well, Danny DeVito is rocking it.

Both to Blame

Here’s a classic case of online miscommunication: the seller promising pictures and then ghosting, and the buyer diving in without a second thought. Both parties are a little guilty here. On one hand, the seller dropped the ball by failing to follow through on their promise to provide pictures.

But let’s not forget the buyer, who jumped the gun and hit that purchase button without even looking at the item. Talk about living dangerously! So, in this comedy of errors, both seller and buyer share a slice of the blame pie.

Blatant

In the curious sales world, honesty can sometimes be a double-edged sword. This seller decided to spill all the beans about the teddy socks she’s hawking. It’s refreshing to encounter transparency in a marketplace, but there’s a fine line between honesty and shooting yourself in the foot.

She is inadvertently shooting her sales pitch in the foot by proudly declaring that these socks have been worn all day, including during a gym session. After all, who wants to buy socks that have been through such an adventure?

Can’t Say No

There’s something oddly charming about seeing a furry friend showcasing human clothing. We hadn’t even considered it until we came across this furry model. Who can resist those puppy-dog eyes peeking from under a cozy hoodie or rocking a trendy green parka coat?

As tempting as that stylish green parka coat may be, a tiny catch is not immediately apparent – it’s a no-go for anyone allergic to dogs. Buyers beware. Epipen is sold separately and is probably a pharmacy away from you.

Kink Satisfied

There it is, an anime Japanese-style maid outfit up for grabs. Innocent enough, right? Enter Mr. “Estimate the Size.” He sees that maid outfit, and suddenly, a light bulb goes off in his head. He’s got a kink to satisfy, and that outfit seems like just the ticket.

He reaches out to the seller, asking for a peculiar favor – could they possibly wear the outfit so he can “estimate the size”? Yeah, right. You can’t help but raise an eyebrow. But hey, it’s the internet, and strange requests come with the territory.

Took Her Long Enough

Blessing their patient soul, the seller reserved an item for a buyer for over a month. That’s some serious dedication, alright. But here’s the kicker – instead of showing some gratitude, the buyer pulls a classic move straight out of the excuse playbook.

After weeks of waiting, the seller finally decides enough is enough and blocks the buyer to free up the item for other potential buyers. But guess what? They weren’t quick enough on the draw. We only have one comment: it took this seller long enough!

How About PItching In?

Navigating trust issues can be a rollercoaster, especially when buyers tug at your heartstrings with family tales. This buyer, plays the “birthday money” card, and claims their daughter is using her hard-earned cash for an item but only has a hundred pounds.

Sure, it’s heartwarming to imagine a child saving up for something special, but it’s a tough pill to swallow when adults exploit such stories for discounts. One can’t help but wonder why an adult can’t pitch in, especially if the purchase is genuinely for the daughter’s birthday.

Cringe

Have you ever encountered that seller who’s constantly reminding you they’re heading to the post office to ship an item to some elusive “interested buyer”? It’s like a broken record, playing the same tune repeatedly, and it screams nothing but desperation.

You start to wonder, is there really another buyer, or is it just a clever ploy to rush your decision?
Sellers want to create a sense of urgency to close the deal. However, bombarding potential buyers with repetitive messages is like being chased by a persistent salesperson who won’t take no for an answer.

Digital Boundaries

In today’s digital age, boundaries are more important than ever, especially for sellers navigating the online marketplace. Take, for instance, the scenario where a “female buyer” requests a seller to try on a cream-colored bodysuit for her boyfriend’s birthday gift. You can see where this is heading, right?

Maintaining professionalism and uphold personal boundaries is crucial, even in the virtual realm. While accommodating customer requests is part of the job, there are limits to what’s appropriate. Crossing the line into personal matters, like trying on clothing for someone else’s partner, can lead to discomfort and possibly harassment.

Coming Undone

Patience is a virtue, they say. But sometimes, even the most zen among us have our breaking point. Typically, this seller would be all about providing top-notch customer service, but seriously? It’s right there in the listing, plain as day! Cue this person’s patience wearing thinner than paper.

That’s when sellers deploy the ultimate weapon: the curt, one-word answer.
It’s like a polite yet firm “nope” to keep things from spiraling further into the abyss of unnecessary chatter. Sure, it might seem a tad blunt, but sometimes brevity is the name of the game.

Seemingly Normal

You’re having a normal conversation with a buyer about a pair of burgundy thongs. Cue the record scratch. Suddenly, what started as a straightforward transaction takes a sharp turn into discomfort…and yes, it has to do with the ‘fit’ of those thongs.

You feel a little blindsided as a seller, wondering how the topic veered off course so quickly. The question’s implications hang in the air, leaving an awkward silence in its wake. If you considered that possibility, you wouldn’t have priced these so low.

Checkmate

Fed up with endless lowball offers, the seller finally decides they’ve had enough. With a sigh of exasperation, they take matters into their own hands and reprice the item to nearly a hundred times its original price. It’s a bold move, a checkmate in the game of bargaining.

The message is crystal clear: no more games, no more haggling. The price is now set in stone, a line drawn in the sand against persistent low offers. For the seller, it’s a moment of empowerment—no more negotiations with this woman. Usher in the next.

Hidden Gem

Amidst a stockpile of trash pictures, one stood out like a hidden gem: a seller who went above and beyond. After placing an order, this buyer received a humble package – nothing extravagant, just a simple thank-you note and a handful of candies.

This unexpected gesture shone brightly. It wasn’t about the candies themselves but the thoughtfulness behind them. Here’s to the sellers who sprinkle a bit of sweetness into every transaction – you’re the hidden gems that make the online world a brighter place.

Gimme a Minute

Even an innocent blunder can make for a hilarious story. This buyer eagerly awaits their package, eyes glued to the tracking receipt. But wait – confusion sets in. They’re under the impression the seller lives nearby, a misunderstanding derived from the tracking details.

In a flustered frenzy, the buyer reaches out to the seller, puzzled by the perceived proximity. With a chuckle, the seller clears the air, revealing that the package was shipped to the buyer’s address, not hand-delivered from down the street.

Nearly Universal

You stumble upon a listing for high-heeled ankle boots, and there they are, standing tall beside a Heinz tomato ketchup bottle for what seems like a size comparison. Without even looking at the capacity of that Heinz bottle, you can tell just how tall you’ll stand with those pumps.

Using a ketchup bottle as a universal size reference? It’s as if the seller believes every household measures their footwear against condiment containers. But hey, you’ve got to admire the creativity. It got our attention. We wouldn’t mind getting a half-empty Heinz freebie along with those boots!

Joke’s On Us

You stumble upon the most overly straightforward listing ever. It’s for a black and white cat – no frills, no fancy descriptions, just straight to the point. There’s something hilariously refreshing about it. You can’t help but laugh at the sheer simplicity of it all.

And you know what? The joke’s on us, overthinkers. We’re so busy reading between the lines that we miss the punchline right before us. This is one of the best punchlines there are, catching us off guard with its curt honesty.

Petty Comeback

In the quirky world of online transactions, some questions leave you scratching your head. And this seller has had it with these questions. He had come across an inquiry if the bear whose skin was used in a coat was vegan. Yeah, you heard that right.

But credit to the seller, they played along with equal parts humor and absurdity. Their response? There is something about chairs traveling at a constant speed. Utterly nonsensical. We’re pretty sure that the buyer hadn’t understood it, not one bit, but kudos to this seller for holding up a mirror.